(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie)
Boink- A Song For You.
Found a bunch of CD’s of music I downloaded off of Purevolume years ago. Rocking out to nostalgia.
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
Playing around with the “new” myspace. I feel like a cheating spouse that is trying get back with my ex. It feels dirty and wrong.
Since I can’t play the game cube game I want I’m editing my Myspace. Oh man, I’m so 2005.








